Happy Holiday Weekend!

Dear People,
  While in the parking structure, please do not stroll aimlessly in the middle of the aisles while cars are trying to get through. Do not stand in the middle of said aisles, staring about, as if you don't know where you are. I'll help; you are in a frickin' parking structure. Do not let your children run rampant in the aisles, do I really need to be telling you this?? Just hold their hands! When trying to park, do not sit in your car hogging up space waiting for an opening on the first level; it won't happen, and if you absolutely can't handle a little movement, there are elevators. Don't speed! It's a parking structure, not the Beltway, and people let their kids run loose in there. When leaving, do not block the exit because you can't: a. Drive or b. Figure out how to work the thing to get out. Last night wasn't so bad, but tonight will probably be worse. Just remember that I am out there, and I just quit smoking. Enjoy your holiday